One more night like last night and I may eat my children.
One more request from Doug and I may inflict pain that he won’t enjoy. Perv.
One more night like last night and I may eat my children.
One more request from Doug and I may inflict pain that he won’t enjoy. Perv.
Ironically, we were watching Walking with Dinosaurs last night, and these little badger lizard things that MastaG had fallen in love with ate their children in order to save them from dinosaurs. He’s been looking at me funny since then.
Can’t help you with the Doug requests. Are you SURE he wouldn’t enjoy the pain?