Doug: “There’s an ambulance at the retirement home.”
Me: “Seniors do like to visit Mexico.”
Doug: “Must be swine flu.”

K: cough-cough
T: “Got some swine flu K?”

Doug: “My head is splitting.”
Me: “Swine flu. Shouldn’t have gone to Market Square Friday night.”

Amy: “What’s swine?”
Me: “Pigs.”
Amy: “Why are the pigs sick?”