Me: “I need to make a grocery run. We don’t have Jack right now.”
Amy: “Who’s Jack?”

Amy: <- baby talk -> “Little Dharma is a cuddly, wuddly puppy.”
Me: “There’s nothing little about Dharma.”
Amy: “Except her brain.”

Me: “WHY did you dump the clean and dirty laundry in one pile on the basement floor?”
Amy: “Because you told me to look for Evan’s blanket.”
Me: “Wasn’t there a way to search that didn’t ruin my clean clothes?”
Amy: “But – I FOUND the blanket.”