Doug: “There’s an air advisory today, so try to keep the dogs inside as much as possible.”
Me: “I don’t think it’s that hot outside.”
Doug: “It’s not a heat advisory. It’s an air quality advisory. It’s dangerous for people with asthma or health problems. That can’t be good for dogs.”
Me: “Or people with asthma. Like me.”
Doug: “Huh? Yeah, you can do whatever you want, but I don’t want the dogs out in it.”

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Grandaddy: “You and Doug are really starting to look your age. You’re not young anymore.”