Me: “What’s in your mouth?”
Evan: “Gum.”
Me: “Where did you get gum?”
Evan: “I scraped it off the street.”
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Amy: “Are nuns real or pretend?”
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Me: “Call me when the banquet is finished.”
Noah: “Okay. Bye.”
an hour later
Evan: “Why is Noah’s phone still in the car?”
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Tommy at 12:40 a.m.: “Happy Mother’s Day!”
Me: “Thank you!”
Tommy: “Can I have $40 for Eve Online?”