not a vampire

Evan: “How old were you when you ate chocolate covered ants for the first time?”
Me: “I have never eaten chocolate covered ants.”
Evan: “I was thinking about chocolate covered ants. When they kill the ants, the ants get all bloody. Then, they put chocolate on top of bloody ants. So really, you are eating chocolate covered ants AND ant blood.”
Me: “I never actually thought about how chocolate covered ants are made.”
Evan: “They trick you into eating ant blood. That’s gross.”
Me: “It does sound gross.”
Evan: “I don’t want to eat ant blood. Ever.”
Me: “I will never ask you to eat ant blood.”
Evan: “I love you Mommy.”

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