When we drive past a herd of cattle, Doug moos. When the dogs bark, I look out the window. When the cat meows, I answer him with a meow. According to Sawyer, I shouldn’t meow at the cat. Sawyer has informed me that if alien life is listening to our conversations and they hear me […]
She: “Why did you paint the wall with the door and trim paint?” He: “I thought it would look lighter after it was dry.” She: “Didn’t the high-gloss make you suspect that you were using the wrong can of paint?” He: “Shut up.”
When Gimli first joined our family, I thought his insistence on jumping in my lap every time I sat down in the bathroom was odd behavior. After Gimli developed an inexplicable habit of using his litterbox every time I went in the bathroom, I honestly missed the good old days of potty lap cat. Now, […]
Movies have devolved into bad CGI or good CGI aka comic books or graphic novels.
“We were wrestling and got carried away. We are ashamed.”
Love. Fate. Hope. Forgiveness. Sacrifice. Love. It always comes back to love. In the end, it had to be Walter. When we were teased with a second syringe, it still had to be Walter. When Donald attempted to change the plan, everyone knew that Donald would die because, it had to be Walter. Walter started […]
“Dad.” “Astrid.” “… hate.” “Hope.” Tulip