Day one: “I think I will grow out my bangs.”

Day five: “My hair feels like it is attacking my eyes, but it will look great in a few days.”

Day ten: “It looks like I have Tribbles on my head. I need a hair appointment.”

Day fifteen: “Where are my scissors? I’m cutting my own hair.”

Day sixteen: “As soon as my hair grows a little bit, a professional can repair the cuts I made.”