Domestic Psychology

Happiness challenge 8

// August 8th, 2006 // Doug, me

Today I am happy that I haven’t killed Doug yet. His plans, schemes and ideas often make me feel like I’m living with Wile E. Coyote. Today he put a banana peel on the front porch to attract bugs to attract hummingbirds. Don’t the mosquitos that are already there because of the carnage the cat stores under the porch count as hummingbird food? You know the real reason he likes to sneak out of bed before 5? Because he fears me killing him in his sleep.

Today I’m also happy that I don’t have to take the children back for immunizations for 6 months. I felt like I needed a vacation to recover from the horror of it all.