altar of television

// April 21st, 2007 // television

Our tv, who broadcasts from Hollywood, we worship you each night. Thy programs entertain. Thy news informs, On earth and whomever’s in the heavens. Give us this day our Daily Show. And answer the mysteries of LOST, As we appreciate the sarcasm of Stephen Colbert. And make us not watch reality shows, always shield us from American Idol. For thine is the comedy, and the action, and the adventure, for ever and ever. Cablevision.

3 Responses to “altar of television”

  1. Matt says:
    April 21, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    I seem to remember the lords prayer being about God or something… but not TV…

  2. The DC Brother says:
    April 21, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    Lord, please bless this heap of meat we are about to eat.

  3. No Fact Zone.Net » Stephen Colbert in the Zeitgeist - After Dinner Mint Edition says:
    April 22, 2007 at 7:20 am

    [...] altar of television – Domestic Psychology: ” Our tv, who broadcasts from Hollywood, we worship you each night. Thy programs entertain. Thy news informs, On earth and whomever’s in the heavens. Give us this day our Daily Show. And answer the mysteries of LOST, As we appreciate the sarcasm of Stephen Colbert. And make us not watch reality shows, always shield us from American Idol. For thine is the comedy, and the action, and the adventure, for ever and ever. Cablevision.” [...]

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