Twitter has been down for ages. Maybe not ages, but it’s been down since I wanted to tweet “we’re going to have a new family member” and wait for a reaction. After that, I would have excitedly posted this first picture of the newest family member. Of course, after that, I would have joked that the entire family will be eating mice for the next week, because new babies are expensive. Since I can’t Twitter any of it and I’m too excited to wait, everyone has to promise not to tell the graduate. This is something that he started asking for when he was 4-years-old. He has earned it. No, it won’t be attending graduation. It’s too young for public appearances.