Domestic Psychology

rain boots

// August 18th, 2008 // 4 Comments » // haiku

stubborn three-year-old
wearing rain boots day and night
stinky little feet

squirrels need lithium

// October 15th, 2007 // 1 Comment » // haiku

Squirrel fell off roof.
He got up and ran away.
Bipolar squirrel.

Wednesday Haiku

// June 13th, 2007 // 2 Comments » // haiku

Dancing in the street,
the suicidal squirrel.
Why do you tempt fate?

All summer I see
roadkill with tails still moving.
Cars are worse than cats.

I like Chip ‘n Dale.
You are not bushy tailed rats.
Please stay in the trees.

mosquito haiku

// May 30th, 2007 // No Comments » // haiku

First bug bites this year.
I scratched them until they bled.
Same thing every year.

shoe drama

// May 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // haiku

Where are Evan’s shoes?
His funny little red crocs
That he loved so much.

He wore them to bed.
They were always on his feet.
Now his feet are bare.

Big sister found them.
Evan is happy again.
He needs a spare pair.

RIP water hose

// May 10th, 2007 // No Comments » // haiku, pets

Molly ate our hose.
Bite and chew and shake and toss,
No more slip ‘n slide.

Monday haiku

// April 30th, 2007 // No Comments » // haiku

Lonely solo sneeze
You should be half of a pair
Greedy triple sneeze

sitcom haiku

// April 24th, 2007 // No Comments » // haiku, television

Peg Bundy at night.
Roseanne when I am at home.
I wish I was Claire.

day after haiku

// April 9th, 2007 // 4 Comments » // haiku, holidays

Wrappers on the floor.
They know where the trash cans are.
I would not litter.

Easter haiku

// April 8th, 2007 // 1 Comment » // haiku, holidays

Mom got no candy.
Sticky children will not sleep.
They know Mom’s a thief.