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Ten Favorite Movie Characters

cathy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:53:23 +0000

The only thing worse than memes are the Facebook quizzes, but there are some people who I won’t say no to, so, at Joe Powell‘s request, in no particular order, here are ten brilliant movie characters.
1. “Paint Your Wagon‘s” Elizabeth – A woman who finds happiness when she makes her own choices, but ultimately compromises because of what others think.
2. “Fandango’s” Truman Sparks – As one-dimensional stoner characters go, Truman is the least likely character to actually be relevant to the film’s plot.
3. “Pleasantville‘s” Betty Parker – Without ever changing who she is, Betty goes from being alive to truly living.
4. “Drowning Mona’s” Chief Rash – The closest thing to sane in this town is the sexually ambivalent sheriff.
5. “The 40-year-old Virgin‘s” Andy Setzer – It’s Steve Carell. He just smiles and he’s charming, but this is a great twist on what your friends always told you after you got dumped by a jerk.
6. “Dogma’s” Loki – He’s not a psychopath, he’s just the Angel of Death.
7. “Royal Tenenbaum” – The patriarch who is also the movie’s title is a horribly selfish human being who accidentally heals all the broken souls around him.
8. “Heathers‘” JD – The sociopathic counterpart to Loki’s psychopath.
9. “My Favorite Year‘s” Alan Swan – The impulsive alcoholic who can make any woman melt just feels like Peter O’Toole playing himself, but it is wonderful.
10. “I Love You Alice B Toklas‘s” Harold – a very extreme midlife crisis in just one of Peter Sellers many fabulous roles.
Now, my brain hurts for all the wonderful characters who I didn’t include. Please forgive me, forgotten geniuses.

thought for the day

cathy — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:09:32 +0000

Disabilities are natural parts of the human experience that in no way diminish a personâ€™s right to fully participate in all aspects of society.”

ADA

Bindlestiff Review

cathy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:03:37 +0000

Thanks to Jack FM, Doug and I took our teenagers, one of their friends and my father to the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus. I think they should change their name to just the Bindlestiff Cirkus or Bindlestiff Karn Evil. Yes, I knew that the show was pg-13 and contained vaudeville and burlesque elements. I imagined scantily clad women. I have now been informed that what I was imagining was the latter years of burlesque and the anatomy, sex, alcohol and drug jokes were very close to actual vaudeville shows. I know this because my father talked about visiting Vaudeville and Burlesque shows in Chicago when he was a teenager. Funny image. I don’t know if I recommend it for teenagers, but I really enjoyed the show. Liberal humor was a pretty bold move in this part of the country. The show was silly and creative and I even forgive the Martin Short-ish clown who switched my seat with another woman’s so that I spent the first half of the show with a stranger instead of my family. The main level of the Bijou was completely packed and he chose me as one of the half dozen women who needed to be rearranged for the entire theater’s entertainment. Hello, Mr.Clown. My name is Cathy and I go out of my way to avoid attention. In fact, if I could have any super power, I would choose invisibility so that I wouldn’t experience the horrible dread and panic that is social anxiety. My husband loooves attention, but it would be so much funnier to pick the ashen faced woman slinking down into her seat. So, please, pick me to be a part of the pre-show entertainment. The only good thing about sitting with a stranger was not having to see my father’s face when one of the entertainers gave an extremely descriptive talk about condom usage. Lucky for us all, she then proceeded to use the condom in a manner which I would never, ever have imagined it being used. Unlucky for us all, this was one of Tommy’s favorite parts of the show and I fully expect a visit to the otolaryngologist in the near future. I dug the jugglers, of course. The double diablo was cooool. Doug needs some clubs that look like wine bottles. I think Noah, the karate boy, would have loved seeing the Poi juggling. That would make an awesome black belt performance. The wierdest moment of the evening was watching the woman eating the fire and drifting off into my own Internet inspired twilight zone. “She looks familiar. I can see her face, but . . . oh! She was a bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding and her sister was worried that everyone would be looking at her super hot sister with the tattoos instead of the bride. I read her sister’s blog! I have got to tell Doug . . . oh . . . Doug’s with someone else’s wife and I’m with someone else’s husband. Sigh.” What is most irritating, is that I read a zillion blogs in a feed reader and I have spent the entire day searching for the picture of the tattoed, condom snorting, fire eating babe in a demure bridesmaid’s dress and failed. Oh, well. It was so much fun explaining a dental dam to my teenagers. I think I have successfully mortified Sarah enough to last a looong time.

Doug’s review
Tommy’s review
Sarah’s review

Hey Jack FM – You know what would REALLY be the icing on the most embarrassing mom ever cake? You should let me be one of your bloggers. Let me attend all your events and post thoughts about them afterwards. You just know that I’ll say what I want.

if I could only remember

cathy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:29:30 +0000

I want to write a review of tonight’s circus at the Bijou, but I can’t until I find a picture of a tattooed, fire-eating bridesmaid. I know that doesn’t make sense unless you’ve seen the picture. It will make sense when I find it. I promise.

Update: I’m tired and frustrated at my inability to find the picture, so here’s a challenge for you. Somewhere out there is a blog written by the mother of a child on the Autism spectrum. Recently, that blogger posted pictures of where she was 10, 5 and one year ago. That post included a few wedding pictures. Those wedding pictures included the blogger’s sister. The blogger described how finding a dress that toned down the sister’s “hotness” was a challenge for the blogger and her sister. She then included a few of her sister’s work portfolio pictures. Go forth search engine detectives and find the solution to this mystery that has me searching the archives of all ten zillion blogs in my feed reader.

quiz

cathy — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:15:25 +0000

What do Evan’s head, Sarah’s arms, Doug’s legs and my chest have in common?

need fabric?

cathy — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 21:23:09 +0000

We won’t be leaving the house anytime soon, but WalMart is getting rid of all their fabric departments and the existing fabrics are clearance priced. Stock up for for your sewing projects.

now that’s just wrong

cathy — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:24:31 +0000

I saw a lime green Ford Mustang today. Isn’t there an amendment to the constitution that says Mustangs should only be painted red? There’s not? Shouldn’t there be?

mmm, chocolate

cathy — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:09:07 +0000

Be sure to visit your local Godiva shop today and tomorrow for a free sample from their new “gold” collection – Raspberry Ganache Twirl, Milk Ganache Bliss, Macadamia Mosaic, Almond Praline Raindrop, Raspberry Caramel Duet, Midnight Swirl, White Chocolate Bliss and Praline Crescent. Yummy!

UT athletic news that’s not an arrest report

cathy — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:29:30 +0000

Gee, I wonder if UT will make it to a bowl game this year?

candy

cathy — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:09:18 +0000

candy

Originally uploaded by cathymccaughan.

We visited Knoxville’s new Mast General Store today and let Tommy stock up on candy. The store is a yuppy blend of Orvis and Cracker Barrel. They have a t-shirt that I really want (hint, hint Doug). Doug drooled over the hiking gear and the hats. It really is a nice store. Take your parents there for the nostalgia. Take the children for the candy by the pound.