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For the second day in a row, real-time video (in the sidebar or here) instead of actual content. Just whine to Doug if you need the camera angle changed.

please babysit Doug

// August 30th, 2006 // 4 Comments » // Doug, relatives, video

I will be spending most of tomorrow at the hospital with my mother because my father is a liar. No, that sounds wrong. My father is a good person who hears the voice of Charlie Brown’s teacher whenever doctors talk. “Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa.” My father doesn’t lie. He glosses over the truth. According to my father, whenever the children are with him, they don’t cry or whine or spill or do anything but be perfect little angels. “Amy has temper tantrums? She doesn’t do that when she’s with me.” Regardless of my father’s flaws, I want to hear what the doctor has to say about the extent of damage that coronary artery disease has done to my mother’s body instead of my father telling me over the phone that “everything’s fine”. Anyway, the person I am worried about the most is Doug. Poor Doug will be spending the day alone with Amy and Evan. I am going to turn the camera on in the morning and if anyone sees the ~~Lilliputians~~ children tying up ~~Gulliver~~ Doug, please call for help. If he blogs hysterically, please remind him to breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth. Hopefully I’ll be home before the children chew him up completely.

stir crazy

// August 25th, 2006 // No Comments » // parenting, video

Amy and Evan have been sitting 6 inches from the television staring at it for too long today. If you were watching the video feed you would know that. Before they get stiff necks I think it’s time to get out and do something. Something really exciting like buying diapers.

Update – Maybe we should have just stayed at home.

video on

// August 23rd, 2006 // No Comments » // video

Too busy to blog so, amuse yourselves with the video feed (in the sidebar or here).

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