I don’t know what I was thinking.  I’m tired.  Food has no appeal.  The stinky dog bed looks really comfortable right now though.  I’ve had the tv on tbs since Animal House and right now it’s playing Smokey and the Bandit.  I have GOT to change the channel.  I need something to do for 30 […]

Calvin the Sage If you can’t read it I’ll type in the text.  I think I shrunk it too much.

Five in the morning is the time for deep thought on things that matter. The toilet paper should drape OVER the roll and not behind the roll. So there.

Having trouble thinking (and typing) so I’m pimping my other blogs.  I added a few new things to my list of Things to Do Before I Die.  I don’t have anything to add to my 100 Things About Me list tonight (or is it today or is it this morning?).  I also have a blog […]

Trouble making 4 a.m. statement. Yes, I really DO believe that prostitution and drugs should be legalized.

Noah was eager to share what he learned about hedgehogs at zoo camp. If a predator wants to eat the hedgehog, they pee on the poor little hedgehog, the hedgehog freaks and flips over and his tender underbelly is then unprotected. The girls responded to the story with lots of “ewwwwww”.

Doug took this as we were leaving for the zoo. I want to lie down for just 30 minutes if I can set an alarm on my cell phone.

Robin Williams explains it all. “The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Education break #3: What distinguishes Asperger’s Disorder from Autism is the severity of the symptoms and the absence of language delays. Children with Asperger’s Disorder may be only mildly affected and frequently have good language and cognitive skills. Speech may be formal and too loud or high pitched. Children with Asperger’s Disorder may not understand […]