It’s the weekend and I haven’t done a story yet, so here’s a graphic story that includes an intimate discussion about male anatomy, so be warned. Many years ago one of my sons was pretty new to potty-training and at a height which allowed him to rest his penis right on the rim of the […]
Family Stuff – I brought the plants in a few days ago and Molly won’t quit taking the decorative rocks out of the planters. I keep finding them hidden like tasteless Easter Eggs. Noah’s Von Willebrand’s tests came back with the same results as the first test, normal is 50-150% and he tested in the […]
I heard from a reliable source that there are snowflakes in the Chattanooga skies. All of Tennessee should immediately panic and buy all the milk and bread from the grocery stores. Snowflakes in October, eeeeeek!!
I’m thinking about turning the heat on tonight. Cross your fingers that it actually works.
At my brother’s request, my theories about Lost. First, the wheelchair guy is easy to explain. He lived a sad life of fantasy until the plane crash. Although there is still something wrong with one or both of his legs that put him in a wheelchair ages ago, his desire to live and even greater […]
The cost of Girl Scout cookies in Knoxville has gone up from $3 per box to $3.50 per box starting this year. Now the girls get even more complaints about something they can’t control and they have to do more complicated math at the cookie booths. It looks like the flavors will be the same […]
Yet ANOTHER debate tonight. Straight-faced lies, distractions, smirks and general bad behavior promised.
About a month ago I watched “Adaptation” based on its’ awards and the description on the back of the box. “Director Spike Jonze delivers a stunningly original comedy. . .” I enjoyed the movie, but I would NEVER describe it as a comedy. I question the choice of ending but the characters were interesting. This […]
The tag on my t-shirt reads: “Do what you like. Like what you do.” Where did I buy this shirt?
Why do the women in old movies get to start their day after 9 a.m.?