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Tommy wouldn’t get up this morning so we had to drive him to school. After that Amy went to the pede to get her stitches out and Molly visited the vet. All of that took so long that Doug didn’t have time to go anywhere fun. Something about needing to work. Now Amy and I […]

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Since Michael brought up the subject of Hardees commercials, my favorite one has a pregnant woman pigging out on a thickburger while a voiceover informs her that she’ll be spending her next 18 years at McDonalds. I can’t find it online but if you have small children I think you’ll understand the humor. I have […]

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When I’m pregnant I stockpile things. Not useful things, but stupid things. I’ll just get it in my head that we need something and every time I am in a grocery store I’ll buy that item. We are STILL using the sandwich sized ziplocs that I accumulated when I was pregnant with Amy. I noticed […]

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Early this morning the alarm clock radio turned on. Even though I pushed every button, turned down the volume and unplugged it, it still played Paul Simon. Then, I woke up and mashed on buttons until it quit playing.

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Don’t grocery shop when hungry, unless you are always hungry. In that case, be prepared for the strange look on your spouse’s face as they peek in the bags of food. “Umm, did you buy anything practical?” You mean muenster cheese and crab legs aren’t practical foods for picky children?

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Perhaps a Rocky Top Brigade gathering is too limited and we need an East TN Blogger gathering in February or March instead. I’ll even get the grandparents to babysit so my horde of children don’t destroy the location of choice.

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I can’t decide which looks sillier, Molly carrying two tennis balls in her mouth at the same time or Molly carrying a stuffed animal in her mouth and using her front paws to kick a small basketball all over the floor. I blame it on all those soccer games we took her to last fall.

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Cookie training is tomorrow and the sale starts next week so prepare to be vented upon. “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?” How did we manage to destroy this house so much when the whole weekend was spent searching for new coats and shoes for everyone? Q – Why did we get […]