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FRIED SAMOAS SHRIMP Approximately ½ box Samoas Girl Scout Cookies 8 extra-large shrimp, peeled and deveined 5 Samoas Girl Scout Cookies, finely chopped 2 cups seasoned bread crumbs 2 cups flour 1 cup coconut flakes 4 egg whites 1 pinch cayenne papper 1 lime for garnish Vegetable or peanut oil for frying 1. Toss coconut […]

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LEMON DROP CHICKEN 1 box Girl Scout Lemon Cooler cookies 2 1/2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breasts, rinsed Salt and pepper, to season Salt and pepper the chicken. Crumb the cookies. Coat the chicken with crumbs and bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. I will e-mail my entire list of Girl Scout cookie recipes […]

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Pregnant husbands should never let pregnant wives leave the house in a pink shirt with a blue bra underneath. They know our minds are gone. We already look funny and constantly drop things so, we need all the help we can get to not embarrass ourselves further.

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It’s springtime in the south when Noah leaves for school wearing his heavy coat and a hat but returns from school barefoot and shirtless.

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Funny – Only painting the nails on one foot before falling asleep. Pathetic – Two weeks later and you still haven’t had the time or energy to paint the nails on the other foot.

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Nearly everyone should eat some form of bread. If you live in one of those neighborhoods in Farragut you are expected to pay 5 dollars for a loaf of bread, BUT you must earn your money doing something criminal or you would join a fancy bread club to get your bread for less money. If […]

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We are supposed to have a cookie booth from 4 until 8 at Martha-Mart tonight but with wind gusts up to 35 miles an hour and periods of rain and/or sleet, I suspect we will close early.

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“We need a pitcher, not a belly itcher.” scratch, scratch It’s a good thing I don’t play baseball. scratch, scratch