“You’re in my heart, you’re in my soul. You’ll be my breath should I grow old. You are my lover, you’re my best friend, you’re in my soul. My love for you is immeasurable; my respect for you: immense. You’re ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, You’re beauty and elegance. You’re a rhapsody, a comedy, you’re […]

CSI would never hire me. Every so often I declare our beta fish dead and ask Doug to dispose of its’ body. As soon as Doug starts to pester the fish it suddenly wakes from its’ coma and swims happily around the glass bowl. While I admit I am a well-known worrier about everything, this […]

A long, long time ago my parents got their first microwave oven. My father insisted that this new technology allowed you to heat up a piece of apple pie while leaving the ice cream scoop on top of it undisturbed. My mother eventually relented and baked a pie just for this doomed experiment. In my […]

For as long as I can remember I have been a fan of coke (that’s coca cola, guys). I even rank coke in the glass bottle above the plastic bottle followed by the aluminum can. The hardest adjustment to pregnancy for me has always been the first trimester total caffeine withdrawal. During pregnancy I just […]

Tomorrow morning I’ll be working a cookie booth from 10 until noon at the store that should be out-of-business. I never shop there because their two competitors do a much better job and their shelves are barren. HOWEVER, they do allow Girl Scouts to sell cookies under the protection of their roof unlike their politically […]

Last week I saw a news blurb about a company in the west that fired their employees who kept hunting guns in their trucks while at work. Doug and I had a nice long debate about such policies. We also talked about the companies who fire workers that won’t give up smoking. It was all […]

Today’s Girl Scout Cookie recipe is: Lemon Chiffon Cooler 1 pkg. 3 oz. Lemon Jello-O 1 cup boiling water 8 oz. reduced fat or regular cream cheese 1/4 cup sugar 8 oz. tub non-fat whipped topping 1 pkg. Lemon Coolers cookies (crushed) Prepare Jell-O with hot water only. Refrigerate until begins to set. (If set, […]

I need to write a check for something tomorrow so I can date it 3/4/5.

My LOST theory so far: Some sort of military experiments were taking place on this island somewhere in the South Pacific. Things went wrong and they either sent out a distress call or a stay away call, whichever it was the military didn’t answer them. The scientists on the boat tried to find them and […]

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