“Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.”

They really should sell valium over the counter.

My brother is enjoying his first winter up north. It is 51 degrees here and the mountains shelter us from most weather ugliness. I would enjoy a good snow once or twice a winter but being snowed in from November until March doesn’t sound very fun.

Don’t shake my hand IF I am lucky enough to get in the bath, I am almost always faced with a series of choices. Evan only sleeps for 20 minutes at a time (if I’m lucky), so by the time the water is run, I have very little time. Do I wash my hair or […]

I wish Doug could tell this story. 🙁 This morning Doug decided he was going to get Amy’s nose clean before school. She has looked, ummm, boogery for days. He held out a tissue and told her to blow. Then he asked again and again. I told him that Amy and I had done this […]

Blogger has deleted Doug’s account, possibly because someone flagged his blog as spam. We don’t know for certain because they won’t respond to his emails. Doug has never sent an unsolicited email or made bizarre comments on strangers blogs in an attempt to get people to his blog. Without Reality Me as an outlet, Doug […]

The wire poked through and I attempted a repair. It popped out again. In pain and frustration, I ripped the wires out completely. Shortly after, one of the snaps tore loose. I gave up the battle and threw it away. Now I have one. Just one.

Almost there.

There is a squirrel digging all over the front yard, presumably to locate buried seeds. I wonder how he’ll react when he digs up the remains of one of the hundreds of moles that the cat has killed and Doug has buried in shallow graves.

A silly quiz and a Frappr map all in one day. I'll do anything to avoid laundry. I feel a cartoon coming.