Get this stuff off my bed! 

Anthony or the Captain but not Murray, Greg or Jeff.

Family updates: Evan – too busy to sleep, into EVERYTHING Amy – convinced she's the center of the universe, fighting naps Noah – inventing things with string and tape, LOTS of it Sarah – sullen then happy then bored then jolly then annoyed then. . . Tommy – school isn't fun if you have to […]

I really hate the current interstate ramp at Kingston Pike and Morrell. Several times a week I travel Morrell from Northshore to Middlebrook Pike and back again. Ever since the entrance ramp opened there, people have exited the mall parking lot, driven all the way to the light and forced their way out of the […]

Whiffleboy is disturbed that his toddler likes to announce what they are doing in the bathroom. Could be worse dude (channeling Hurley). Several months ago I was in a public restroom stall with the 3-y-o and she decided to do an anatomical description for everyone in the other stalls. She didn’t want to just say […]

My sweet little baby who would fall asleep every time he nursed has turned into a wild raccoon. Clawing, kneading, biting, shoving my clothing out of the way isn't enough for him. He must also be standing in my lap, twirling his body and popping off to laugh at the faucet he left running or […]

I think it’s great when teachers assign projects instead of reports. I am less pleased when the assignment is to create a life size cardboard replica of a historical figure (assigned by the teacher) with the face cut out for students to pose behind. Do they really think a fourth grade boy is going to […]

I'm playing with this to see if I can create something for the children, but I can't change the margins. Any ideas?

Place your bets on which of my children will be the first to break a bone. 

Since all the cool kids are doing it, I joined two group blogs. Check out My Husband's Crap and My Kids are Pigs.