Happy Birthday Danny!

Happy birthday to my brother, who deprograms my children when they’ve spent too much time with their grandfather. Danny quote of the day – “Only Republicans don’t wash their hands.” Danny: “Wash your hands. You don’t want to be a Republican.” Noah: “What’s a Republican.” Danny: “Somebody who doesn’t wash his hands.”

hands over my ears, loudly singing la-la-la

While Doug was pointing out his most recent construction injuries to Tommy, I explained that Doug hurts himself on purpose to get attention. Me – “And it hurts here and here.” Doug – “Yes, now kiss it and make it better, here and here.” Tommy – “And further down south.” Me – “Did you hear […]

dreams

I dreamed that I was being attacked by snakes. I awoke curled up in a ball so Molly could have the entire bottom half of the bed with one of my arms and a leg hanging off the bed, no covers and an attached Evan. I don’t blame the SoaP reviews all over the Internet […]

candy

candy Originally uploaded by cathymccaughan. We visited Knoxville’s new Mast General Store today and let Tommy stock up on candy. The store is a yuppy blend of Orvis and Cracker Barrel. They have a t-shirt that I really want (hint, hint Doug). Doug drooled over the hiking gear and the hats. It really is a […]

video on

Keep an eye on Molly for me please. Update – Thanks for keeping Molly company while we were gone. Evan is going to take over the living room floor now. Watch your step.

this is Noah’s year for attention

The karate studio had a group picture made for the community section of our local paper. While the photographer took his shots, I was wrestling Amy and carelessly snapping shots and Doug was chasing Evan. I looked at the pictures when I got home and realized Noah was making bunny ears and goofy faces in […]

warning

One more night like last night and I may eat my children. One more request from Doug and I may inflict pain that he won’t enjoy. Perv.

made in Bangalore

OnNotice Originally uploaded by cathymccaughan. Don’t make me put you on notice! As seen on Miss Zoot. Make yours here.

BusyBodyBook

This week, I got a BusyBodyBook in the mail. I obviously hadn’t read the website close enough, because there were several things about it that surprised me. It’s smaller than a piece of paper and surprisingly thin. There is a card slot in the front for my “mommy cards” and a pocket to fill with […]

i sing the body prosthetic

In a few weeks, my mother will be getting two new knees. I am sincerely interested in anyone’s advice, ideas or stories about their experiences with knee surgery.