crap sweet crap

The basement aka our bedroom and Doug’s office is flooding. The tension in the air is palpable as we all know that the flooding won’t stop until the rain stops and the weather report is bad. Very bad. There will be no sleeping for the next few days as we take turns using the shop […]

randomness

This is day two of monsoon weather. Everyone is going a teeny bit stir crazy. Mostly me. Was anyone watching Doug’s camera last night?

don’t say but

I love Doug with all my heart, BUT today he has just been the most annoying creature on earth. Doing stupid things, saying stupid things, not listening and not thinking. I think I’ll draw on his face with a sharpie while he sleeps tonight.

learned helplessness part 2

“Oh, I don’t want to bother you by dropping off my dirty laundry at your house. Maybe you could just look at it when you clean the litterbox.” I can’t decide if my father is suffering or celebrating my mother being unavailable to cook, clean and wait on him like a toddler. He seems to […]

tot rock

Every parents’ nightmare is coming to Knoxville. I’d take Amy and Evan and let them blog a review if it was free, but $40. a ticket is too much for bubble gum flavored vomit. I felt the same way about Dora Live until Amy’s reaction made it so much fun. If it was Laurie Berkner […]

I want it anyway.

Monopoly. Now with product placement. McDonalds fries, Starbucks coffee, New Balance shoe, are the advertisers paying Hasbro for this?