Month: September 2006

i want r-rated dreams dagnabit

I never remember the detail in my dreams that Doug seems to recall and they are usually too boring to warrant any time on the couch of self analysis. That said, dreaming about the two Corys, the same ones that Lisa Simpson prays for, should NOT involve me acting like Mrs.Doubtfire and directing them to […]

learned helplessness

I think it would be easier to just do my father’s laundry than to teach him how to do his own. I also think it would be easier for him to just visit a cafeteria with all the other seniors than trying to teach him to buy groceries and prepare his own food. Update: Latte […]

yay, boo

I guess all of the bloggers in East TN are beer drinkers . . . except me. I guess they all are childless or have available childcare too. Please post pictures guys.

i feel pretty

My eyes look like they are lined with pink puffy paint all the way around. No, they look and feel like like Droopy’s. At least they only hurt when I blink. Maybe I should put preparation h on my upper and lower lids.

the night was sultry

Countin’ spiders on the walls That bothers me the most of all Holdin’ babies until dawn with a remote in my free hand Drinkin’ sweet tea and watchin’ Adult Swim reruns Now don’t ask me what did I do

critter updates

Tommy’s fish are either infertile or completely unattracted to each other but he has gone from one snail to 21 snails. Isn’t that a lot of inbreeding? Should I be watching for snail deformities? My mother’s corgi (Crystal) is staying with us while my mother is in the rehab center. At night she lies on […]