sticks and stones may break my appliances

If Noah comes home with a large stick every time he leaves the house, how long before a neighbor complains about their dead tree? If the number of pockets increases the likelihood of hidden rocks, how many rocks will it take to hopelessly clog the washing machine AND how much noise can the dryer right […]

words can hurt

Bloggers and mainstream media are gnashing their teeth in frustration over the recent horrible murder of two young people. While everyone screams for the justice that won’t be found, nearly every day, the mother of one of the victims parks her car in front of the house where her daughter was abused and killed. She […]

Tommy says

“I just realized that this will be my very last summer vacation, ever.” After a comment like that, I feel like letting him wait until the end of summer to find a job.

parenting styles ponderings

I wouldn’t hire an employee over the age of 18 with a helicopter parent. Would you? That is one of the reasons I am having such a hard time with Tommy getting a job for the summer. If he is mature enough to have a job, he has to be mature enough to handle it […]

Noah says

“I lost behavior points today because I held out my arms and felt the rain on my face and skin instead of running inside when it started raining.” I am sooo looking forward to summer vacation.

LOST stuff

Let’s guess who will die before this season ends. I’ll have a better idea after tonight’s set-up, but right now I’m putting Charley, Sayid, Rose, Bernard and Karl on the most likely list. I don’t have the skills to do it, but someone should do a video mashup of LOST and LOTR which centers on […]

they’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa

Doug has been renovating our bedroom for years. The past year has brought him (slowly) to the stage of finishing the drywall. Every evening I walk downstairs to put on my jammies and put away that day’s clean laundry. Every evening, the dresser with Doug’s clothing is in the exact same spot it has been […]

Thank you Danny and Lucy!

I received an awesome birthday gift today! Time for some marathon tv watching. It will probably be easier to watch it after the children are asleep than it would be to explain the 70’s to them. “Well, people liked polyester back then.” Danny – Whenever I take Noah to D.C., I’ll bring it with me. […]

stupidity elbow

definition: A searing pain that, although centralized in the elbow, radiates all the way down to the wrist and up into the shoulder. It is not until this pain is at its’ worst that you realize it is caused by putting weight on your elbow as you read the words on your monitor. This realization […]

wasting time

Both Sarah and Noah have informed me that they are doing “nothing” for these last two weeks of school. Before the end of this week, all books will be turned in and every day will be some sort of read-in or field day or play time. If school work is completed, then why not just […]