It’s not even the first day of summer and I already have Amy’s new class assignment and a list of the supplies Amy will need for Kindergarten next year. I couldn’t learn anything about her teacher here, so I’ll be asking through the parent grapevine for the rest of the summer. I can’t start chipping […]
Based on the frequency that I find myself wiping my phone, it obviously has a LOT of contact with my face. Someone should market a line of close-contact cell phones to adolescents with an acne preventive coating on the phone. They could also do a line for middle aged women with chemical peels built into […]
Me: “I’ll put a swimsuit on when I lose 20 pounds.” Doug: “That’ll never happen.”
There should be a way to make the tv guide channel on my television have slightly larger print. I’m going to drink my tea now. Why is it so cold in here? What time is it?
While Sarah spends every night at a friend’s (last night) or with a friend over here (tonight), Tommy needs encouragement to socialize with others. Today he made plans to have a friend over here on Sunday night. It is a friend from his school who he usually just interacts with through the Internet. His friend […]
While making the evening taxi runs, I noticed that despite the pouring rain, the automatic sprinklers at the car lots were all on full blast. Wouldn’t a rain sensor that over-rides the timer be more environmentally and economically intelligent?
Under the flowers and inside the hill is a cinder blocked storm shelter. As a child, I hated that small room. There were always spiderwebs in the corners and I couldn’t understand why anyone kept canned goods stored under the benches that lined the three solid brick walls. I only remember being rushed to that […]
I wouldn’t have known about this if I hadn’t seen it on Colbert last night. Now I can hear Noah play it on the guitar over and over OR on You Tube over and over. Right now he is watching the video and singing. Loudly. Update: Now he’s moved on to playing it on Guitar […]
Her majesty has requested white cupcakes with pink icing and hearts on top for her birthday. I thought that would be easy. Who knew that heart shaped candy is only around in February? Update – Sugarbakers