procrastinations r me
Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons at We Blog Cartoons.
Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons at We Blog Cartoons.
I don’t want to sweep the floors, so I’m going to stall and share some of the search terms that brought people to my little mommy blog. 1. c.p.a. +memphis+psychology – Yes, I used to work for a CPA firm in Memphis. They needed a psychiatrist on staff every April. No, they needed an alcohol […]
I am going to drop 4 or 5 pieces of our silverware into the disposal, turn it on and let the metal get dented and scratched. Then, all of our silverware will match.
“I’m going to an art college.” Me: “I would prefer that you wouldn’t.” Everyone who knows me well knows that I spent a semester here. I don’t think that semester makes me a hypocrite. I think that allows me to speak from experience. If I hadn’t transferred to a liberal arts college, I wouldn’t have […]
Since the creation of School Matters, I have put very few school thoughts on this blog. Doug and I don’t see eye to eye on cross posting. He believes that since not everyone reads every blog, it’s alright to have the same post on multiple sites. When I like a blogger, I usually subscribe to […]
I love you. Your maternal grandparents think you are hysterically funny. Your Sunday School teachers think you are very sweet. At home, you resemble a gremlin. When I saw Elizabethtown, I was distracted from the visually appealing train wreck of a movie by the Samson character and his resemblance to you, my son. When I […]
I did and I won one of the prizes. I know exactly who to give it to, but I’d really like to use it myself. I wonder what it will cost Doug and I to travel to and from “Retreat and Heal” in Sedona, AZ? Looks at cost of airlines tickets and gasps. No wonder […]
“I’m touching my balls.” “What?” “My eyeballs.” “P and I are gonna play Jethro Tull songs when we have a rock band, cause they have a flute player.” “Evan lost one of my juggling balls and I can’t practice any more.” “How many are left?” “Five.” “Watch Boing-Boing.” “There’s no tv in our car Evan. […]