seeking answers

I don’t want to sweep the floors, so I’m going to stall and share some of the search terms that brought people to my little mommy blog. 1. c.p.a. +memphis+psychology – Yes, I used to work for a CPA firm in Memphis. They needed a psychiatrist on staff every April. No, they needed an alcohol […]

what’s that grinding noise?

I am going to drop 4 or 5 pieces of our silverware into the disposal, turn it on and let the metal get dented and scratched. Then, all of our silverware will match.

Sarah says:

“I’m going to an art college.” Me: “I would prefer that you wouldn’t.” Everyone who knows me well knows that I spent a semester here. I don’t think that semester makes me a hypocrite. I think that allows me to speak from experience. If I hadn’t transferred to a liberal arts college, I wouldn’t have […]

does learning HAVE to be dull?

Since the creation of School Matters, I have put very few school thoughts on this blog. Doug and I don’t see eye to eye on cross posting. He believes that since not everyone reads every blog, it’s alright to have the same post on multiple sites. When I like a blogger, I usually subscribe to […]

Dear Evan,

I love you. Your maternal grandparents think you are hysterically funny. Your Sunday School teachers think you are very sweet. At home, you resemble a gremlin. When I saw Elizabethtown, I was distracted from the visually appealing train wreck of a movie by the Samson character and his resemblance to you, my son. When I […]

Are you entering ProBlogger’s giveaways?

I did and I won one of the prizes. I know exactly who to give it to, but I’d really like to use it myself. I wonder what it will cost Doug and I to travel to and from “Retreat and Heal” in Sedona, AZ? Looks at cost of airlines tickets and gasps. No wonder […]

car quotes:

“I’m touching my balls.” “What?” “My eyeballs.” “P and I are gonna play Jethro Tull songs when we have a rock band, cause they have a flute player.” “Evan lost one of my juggling balls and I can’t practice any more.” “How many are left?” “Five.” “Watch Boing-Boing.” “There’s no tv in our car Evan. […]