Is this foreplay?

“Cathy (wink-wink), I took that pile of stuff to Goodwill.” “Ooooo, nice.” A very, very long time ago, I was listening to someone talk about marriage. He advised that “foreplay doesn’t just happen in the bedroom.” To add more spice between you and your partner in bed just visit Gay Sex Toys and try those […]

StumbleUpon

You know, I’m not a stat addict, but I sure do like StumbleUpon. Thanks for the linky love Mike Goad.

January Blogfest

Doug and I went out for a fun blogger gathering this evening. Everyone who was carrying sat at one end of the table and we sat at the other end. Doug forced some of the debris from his dungeon upon others. This gathering he had t-shirts, a wireless router and a Seesmic invite. Next time […]

Who would YOU vote for?

Evan: “Boing-Boing!” Amy: “What? Who?” Noah: “Who’s running?” Sarah: “I don’t even know who’s running. I can’t vote anyway.”

Tommy says:

“Either Huckabee or McCain.” I weep for our future. Time for some deprogramming. I want my children to think for themselves, but in all fairness, these are not Tommy’s thoughts. I know exactly who has put them in his head. Unlike the person who is telling him how to think, I am going to attempt […]

shake your groove thing

While chauffeuring children today, I pulled up to a red light and noticed the expensive black 2-door sedan in the lane beside me. The car was immaculately clean while every other car on the roads today is grimy from salted roads and rain. The car directly in front of me pulled forward and as I […]

why I call it arsenic hour

Evenings are borderline chaos at our house. Food has to be cooked based on what staples are available. Everyone wants to eat. Someone is going to be dissatisfied with the dinner selections. Additional food gets prepared. Dad eats and disappears into the dungeon. Most of the 2-year-old’s food is thrown on the table and floor […]

even when things are good I worry

Tommy is having a great year. He loves his classes. He is going to graduate. The school’s after graduation party is going to have a LAN area. Tommy has a college acceptance letter in his backpack. Several years ago I was prepared to homeschool him until he was ready to pass his GED. Everything has […]

Remain calm. It’s only winter.

I have tried several different weather programs. I like to quickly glance and check the temperature and be able to easily read the full forecast daily. It sounds less insane to ask the children to wear a jacket because of the forecast than because I’m cold. I ditched the weather program that liked to beep […]

Happy Nothing Day

Today is National Nothing Day. It suits my mood. I need to get out and do “something” so I can quit writing about nothing. Isn’t this a four-day weekend? A wise husband would take that into consideration.