Although, I did watch someone pour beer over rice krispies once. At work. In the workshop with the power tools and blowtorches. Just before making computer cabinets from sheet metal. With his young child a few feet away.
While Doug can talk for days without stopping to take a breath, I am a very nervous public speaker. A group of people staring at me makes it hard to focus on the topic at hand when my mind is asking stupid questions like “Is there a sesame seed in my teeth?” I also have […]
Visit this site. Flip through the archives and pick your favorite. #62 is pretty accurate, but I’m hungry so I’m in a #63 mood. Which one made you snicker inappropriately?
I’ve updated my guesses, but things are happening so fast now that I have to update it every week. Update: Told ya so.
Why do I think antique stores are quaint and pawn shops are criminal? Aren’t they both selling used stuff? Is anyone else bothered that the local flesh market has a sign out front advertising “swing ‘n shag” night? Why do people care about athletes using steroids, but ignore band students abusing inhalers to artificially enhance […]
School has been canceled for the rest of the week due to sickness. Instead of using this time to end the spread of the germs, everyone is going to get sicker. All the teenagers will be at the mall, having sleepovers with friends and sharing their germs with everyone. Small children will go to offices […]
While reading about Google’s art contest, I asked Sarah to look at some of the old logos. “Oh, I’ve already seen these.” I clicked to the information about the artist page. “I know him. He comes to my art class sometimes.” What? My tongue tied in knots as my brain raced with the concept of […]
“Dad, I love you even though you hurt me when you took the splinter out of my foot.” “Mom, I love you even though you always say I can’t have stuff.” Conditional love doesn’t feel very good.
This is hugely stupid. For the children’s sake, the details of this family’s lives should be private. Everyone needs to stop doing anything that puts money in the pockets of the paparazzi stalkers with cameras. Celebrities need to stop courting these leeches and use sane and safe PR methods to get the attention their egos […]
When I left my last job to be a full-time mom, I wish I had the foresight to offer to buy my work laptop and projector from the company. I am certain that the projector was tossed in a closet and forgotten. I know for a fact that the non-tech person who was given the […]