Month: February 2008

Sarah says:

When he is tired, Evan gets goofy and resembles a drunk. Sarah: “Evan, are you wacky?” Evan: “No. I whack you.”

how to intimidate a teenage boy

The boy knocked on the door.  Sarah opened it and tried to escape with three nosy-bodies forcing past her to meet the visitor.  I opened the door and let the dogs out.  Just imagine these three barking and giving you an all over sniff.  Maybe I should send the dogs along “on” the date.  Oh, […]

Valentine’s Day heart attack

alternate title: “The Nightmare before Valentines” For Valentine’s Day, Sarah and “the boy” are going to a movie. Alone. No other couple. Wait, that’s not the scariest part. The boy is driving them. Eeeeeeek! Hope you have a less frightening Valentine’s Day.

not the real world

The people on blogs and social networking sites are diverse and it “feels” like an accurate representation of the salad bowl that is America with samplings of the rest of the world. It’s not. Bloggers in jammies are as frightening as naked people dancing around a bonfire. While we read and comment on intimate details […]

2008 Best in Show

If I was placing a bet, I would guess that a poodle will win. For that reason, I root harder for every other breed. Uno! It was apparent who the winner was from the minute all the dogs entered the arena. I sat in the rocking chair and chanted “beagle, beagle, beagle” while Sarah squealed […]