You say treasure. I say trash.

“Evan? Where did you get that purple rubber glove?” “I found it.” “Where did you find it?” “In Ms. B’s yard.” “The yard where the paramedics were? Please throw that in the trash.” “Noooo. It’s my superhero glove.” “I will get you a new glove. That one has to be thrown in the trash.” “… […]

First world problems – clothing

Living in the shadow of the mountains, our seasons are a month of winter and a month of summer separated by several months of beautiful spring and fall. The transition to our brief spell of winter causes mornings of shivering and afternoons of sweating. I’m sorry. I mean glowing. Every morning this week, I’ve dressed […]

A week of Aspie conversations

Day 1: personal jet packs Day 2: ninjas Day 3: Lord of the Rings Day 4: that time you bumped your knee Day 5: flying cars Day 6:Venture Brothers characters Day 7: owning your own island Each conversation should be discussed in complete detail with careful attention to the most obscure, never considered aspects. Conversations […]