Before I walk in the grocery, I – 1. pull out only the coupons that I need and 2. throw away *expired coupons. When I arrive at the checkout – 1. I do not go to a ten and under line if I have coupons and 2. I hand the clerk my coupons before they […]
“Things I don’t care about: 1. A twitpic of underpants. 2. How someone eats their food.” “Things I do care about: 1. My children wearing clean underpants. 2. All children having healthy food to eat.” A few minutes after I tweeted, I saw this.
He: “Did you hear there’s only one Beatle left?” Me: “There are two Beatles alive.” He: “Nuh-uh. George Harrison died.” Me: “Yes he did, but there are still two Beatles alive.” He: “Wow. They must be really old.”