Minecraft <3

I have lost count of the number of times I’ve read moms on social media declare that they are banning their child from playing MineCraft because their child “likes it too much.” Is your child still eating and sleeping? If the answer is yes, then they don’t like it TOO MUCH. MineCraft isn’t the first […]

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Sawyer: “Did you put the dollar coin under my pillow?” Me: “No. The tooth fairy put it there.” Sawyer: “Right. So was it you or was it Daddy?”

Dear english teachers,

Me: “A green, framed “Leaves of Grass” poster would look great in our bedroom.” Professor Teen: “Leaves of Grass? Is that a book or something?” Me: “Are you joking?” Professor Teen: “No.”