Monday in list form

Youngest child wakes feeling too puny for school.
Spend morning failing to accomplish anything because sick child needs a drink, snack, blanket, remote, cat, etc.
Leave sick child on couch with big brother in charge of him.
Go to sick child’s school to make copies for his teacher.
Zone out and end up at Target instead.
Observe a moron walking down the street while using a bong.
Spend two hours making copies, cutting, collating, etc.
Jam color copier with a line of teachers waiting to use the machine.
Crawl around on workroom floor to get copies that slid under copier.
Go home and force sick child to get dressed.
Take sick child to Pede.
Answer email in waiting room.
Sick child tests positive for strep.
Buy dog food because we are completely out.
Sit at pharmacy and wait for script. “No, I’m not buying Legos for you today.”
Go home and feed furry children.
Shove med syringe in script bottle and break bottle.
Laundry & Dishes
Make a list instead of an actual blog post.
Stare blankly out window.

Domestic Psychology