Toddler spilled a coke all over the couch and I took the cushions off to clean up the mess. I found a hair scrunchie, a pen, 2 pokemon cards and an assortment of food crumbs in every color. Why do the people on TV always find money in their couch cushions?

Took the family to Sam’s and grabbed some groceries in a quick dash through the store. It is really creepy when people look in your basket and comment on your purchases. “That sure is a lot of pop-tarts.”