I love perfume. I like different scents for different moods. I get lucky with Doug when I smell like Tim Robbins in “High Fidelity”. However, since everyone has become allergic to everything and people wearing perfume are treated as though they are chemical weapons, I mostly wear perfume around the house. No, I don’t make our home smell like Moulin Rouge. Doug’s incense that he burns like a sacrificial gift to the computer Gods pretty much dominates the smells in our house. I am grateful for it though. It helps reduce the diaper pail, litter box, dirty fish tank, feet, teenage boy, puppy accident smells that emanate from our house.