You know it’s a Monday when:
The toddler won’t nap, so you can’t bathe while she’s safe in her crib.
You bathe anyway and she digs in the houseplants.
You rush to get done and shave a chunk of skin from your ankle.
The 8-y-o peed in his pants because his friend made him laugh too hard.
The 14-year-old smacked a classmate in the face and can’t ride the bus home.
You have a soccer game and a support group meeting at the same time tonight.
The toddler should be completely over-tired and cranky by then.
Your favorite jeans (aka the ones that fit) are dirty.

Update: At least soccer is cancelled.