How many days before Doug tears up the porch to remove and bury the dead squirrel which the cat dragged under there yesterday? 
How many days before Doug tears up the porch to remove and bury the dead squirrel which the cat dragged under there yesterday?
Let’s find out. A-one…a two-HOO… a-thrree….
**CRUNCH** (sounds of splintering wood and yowling cat, mixed with muttered curses)
A-three.
It will quit smelling by then. I’m looking forward to checking it out thursday. 🙂
You could just sprinkle some lyme under there … it’ll pertify the squirrel and kill the weeds at the same time.