This is just too funny. From Blogging Baby

Sarah text messaged early this morning as she was being evacuated from her school for a bomb threat. We sat at home and text messaged for a few hours before she sent the “everyone is checking out now” message. Doug went to the school and learned we had fallen for the old “everybody” trick. What […]

Those aren't Christmas lights on our house. Those are Girl Scout cookie lights.

“On my next birfday, I’ll be two!" “No, you’ll be four.” “No! I will be two!” I thought she wouldn’t start that until after she turned 30.

Time to post Girl Scout cookie recipes again.

Evan’s fingernails grow so fast I have to trim them every few days, so why does he still look bald?

Why won’t my children wear their coats? Don’t they know that when Mom is cold, everybody is cold?

A discount drug card might help the TennCare insured who have more scripts than TennCare will allow, but it doesn’t really help the uninsured. If an opportunity ever allowed the possibility of getting insurance, we can’t risk any pre-existing conditions interfering with obtaining coverage, so we try not to go to the doctor. The irony, […]

It's hard to get out of bed on a frigid morning when Molly is napping on your feet. She is better than a Bewitched bedwarmer.

I think 7 p.m. is a perfectly acceptable bedtime. Don’t you? I think Ben & Jerry’s in bed is a perfectly acceptable dinner. Don’t you? I think men speak before their brains process the thought. Don’t you? I think I need a break. Don’t you?