yummy
My very favorite part of end-of-the-schoolyear stuff so far is definitely the thermos full of unidentifiable rotting food that Sarah found when she cleaned out her locker. This is going to be a fun week.
Category: parenting
no kumquats, just raspberries
call dcs
Last night at midnight I was exhausted but still getting out the children’s clothes and packing their backpacks for the morning rush. In my stupor, I reached in the cupboard for a snack for Noah and found none of the favorites, so. . . I tossed an entire box of Girl Scout cookies in his […]
love is. . .
. . . sitting through a middle school play that was written and directed by middle schoolers.
the one where I talk about other people’s children
Each of our children (except Evan) has their own activities. Tommy has horseback riding and D&D. Sarah has Girl Scouts, Student Council and art club. Noah has Boy Scouts, karate and chess club. Amy has umm, well I guess she has nothing since preschool ended this week. I’ll have to find an activity for her. […]
girl for sale
Do they have reform schools for nearly-4-year-olds?
just send socks and underwear
I was asked for birthday gift ideas for the children. Here’s a cliff notes version of their current interests. Noah gets up before the sun rises no matter what day it is or how late he stayed up the night before. This fact makes me think the hospital switched babies. Noah likes to play PS2 […]
bring your own tp
You will find it unrolled throughout the entire house, torn into tiny pieces and dropped in the bowl (cardboard tube and all), but you won’t find any on the dispensing bar where it is expected. It is over-used or under-used (yuck) but rarely correctly used. We need a dispenser like Children’s Hospital has, that dispenses […]
bakery order
For next week, I think I need: 5 dozen cookies – for Noah’s class on his birthday 1 layered chocolate cake with sprinkles – for Noah’s sleepover party 1 giant cookie – for Amy’s birthday party 2 dozen vanilla cupcakes – for Evan’s birthday party
If – Then
If you can identify the barely digested contents of the diaper, Then the baby isn’t ready to eat that particular food.