Posts Tagged ‘college’

How to annoy me #7

// August 13th, 2008 // 4 Comments » // me, people, school

Other person: “I’m jealous of Tommy getting to go away to school. I’d like to go back to school and start over. Wouldn’t you?”
Me: “No. Been there, done that.”
Other person: “Well, I’m glad you’re happy just being a housewife.”

There are a lot of things that I would like to do. Going back to college isn’t one of them. I have a life that I don’t want walk away from. I learn from my children every day. I would much rather be doing things than memorizing what the professor wants me to believe. I have lived and done enough to know that some college professors are completed detached from the real world. I had three children when I went back to school for a second degree to try and start my life over again. Two different professors teaching ignorance about Autism was enough for me. College professors seem incapable of accepting that their political and social ideas are not the only ideas out there. I did get a lot out of my college experiences. I just don’t want to do it again.

As for being just a housewife, well some statements are too stupid to even acknowledge.

Update: I do not mean to insult college or professors. The first time I went to school, I was a child. I didn’t take school as seriously as I should have, but it did what it should. It lit fires in my mind and inspired me to be active and passionate about the world in which I live. I went back as an adult who had experienced life’s ups and downs. I learned that the feminist professor who inspired me to believe in legalized prostitution because it is a victim-less crime and a woman’s right was really a moron. While I still believe in the concept of legalized prostitution, it is neither victim-less nor sexually empowering. That professor needs to meet the young prostitute who is so psychologically damaged she can’t have a healthy relationship. My second experience in college, I had professors who were entrenched in the real world and I learned a lot from the way they themselves grew and adapted to try and help make the community better. I also had a lot of professors who would say things that I knew were wrong. More than that, I felt like my second experience in college I wanted to be out doing and not sitting in a classroom. I wanted a practicum education, not a lecture hall. I guess I am just too old for school.

ready for school?

// August 10th, 2008 // 4 Comments » // parenting, people, school

Are you ready for school? Some of us are and some of us are not. Sarah, Noah and Amy are ready. Their backpacks, bags of school supplies and clothes for tomorrow morning are piled by the front door. There are also three large flags leaning on the door, because all teenage girls carry an armload of flags to and from school. Well, they do over here. I think she uses them to send signals to boys. Two of the going-to-school-tomorrow children are in their bed sleeping. One is in the bathroom trying to scrape printing ink off of herself. She will probably go to school with turquoise splotches on her face and hands, but at least her summer assignments are completed. She doesn’t have a padlock for her locker yet. Last May, she decided to put it in a safe place where her younger siblings couldn’t destroy or lose it. That safe place was her ceiling fan. Last week, she started trying to get it down. You know what you forget over the summer? Lock combinations. Lockers won’t be assigned for weeks, so she’ll be fine.

We ran in the red bulls-eye store for Amy’s gel pens and watched the other people buying school supplies. I’ve been doing this for so long that I can guess other children’s ages by the supplies in their cart. Tonight I realized the difference between the college students living in dorms and the students living in the Fort. The dorm student had a cart full of completely coordinated bedding, bath and desk accessories. The student living in the Fort had the same items, with an additional two boxes of rat poison, half a dozen mousetraps and 4 cans of bug spray. I wish they would buy smoke detectors and fire extinguishers.

Tommy and Evan are far from ready for their schools that start a week after the public schools. They will be ready long before I am ready for them to begin their different but equally monumental new experiences.

dream analysis 101

// August 4th, 2008 // No Comments » // me, school, teenagers

I have been having recurring dreams lately. In one of them, I am moving Tommy into his dorm in my jammies. In the dream, I am aware that I need to get dressed, I just don’t seem able to do so. Don’t you hate it when your dreams are so obvious you can’t ignore them?

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