While sitting at the computer catching up on e-mail I heard Amy scream from the back of the house. I tried defying the laws of gravity and speed to get to her but in the process I slammed my pinky toe into the gate that she should not have been on the other side of and my old knees were assaulted by my body weight and gravity as I fell. I stumbled up and crawl-ran to find Amy in Sarah’s room. She had pulled a dresser drawer completely out and her legs were pinned under it. I broke all the rules and swooped her into my arms to calm her down. Although still doing gaspy, huffy, crying breaths (how DO you describe that sound) she was up and walking quickly. She toddled in to the living room, looked at Nemo and stripped naked.