Did I mention that my right eye started to twitch yesterday? It’s like having your pulse on your face. Looks gross and feels worse. I need a vacation. 24 hours alone in a hotel with nothing to do but read and listen to the silence. Clean bathroom and no construction zones. It sounds so nice. It is so never gonna happen.
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Hence, the attempted sarcasm.
The definitive medical answer to the eye twitch. (I wish I could write things in a sarcastic tone).
It’s genetic. I have had that right eye twitch for a while.
That wasn’t a very helpful explanation.
Wow. It took a doctor to write that?