Did I mention that my right eye started to twitch yesterday? It’s like having your pulse on your face. Looks gross and feels worse. I need a vacation. 24 hours alone in a hotel with nothing to do but read and listen to the silence. Clean bathroom and no construction zones. It sounds so nice. It is so never gonna happen.
The Eye!
Hence, the attempted sarcasm.
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/82/97339.htm?lastselectedguid={5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348}
The definitive medical answer to the eye twitch. (I wish I could write things in a sarcastic tone).
It’s genetic. I have had that right eye twitch for a while.
That wasn’t a very helpful explanation.
Wow. It took a doctor to write that?