I finished putting away the dinner leftovers and looked to see what everyone was doing. Amy stood naked in front of the large living room window watching Sarah and Noah out front, jumping rope in their pajamas while Tommy sang “Diamonds are Forever” along with Shirley Bassey. I would have been more upset by the mess Amy made while I stood there asking where her diaper went if I hadn’t been so disturbed by the sound of my almost 14-year-old singing “they can stimulate and tease me”. I think I know the source of my eye twitch.