Today I had to compete for computer time with all four children. Amy shoved books (Frank Asch is her current favorite) at me and said “Read Mama Read!” Noah played at Bionicle.com and kept insisting that something had popped up on the screen saying he had won something if I would only let him click to enter. Sarah divided her time between Dollz Mania(hoochie mama colorforms) which I think is a pathetic site and seventeen.com even though she is only 11 and lied about her age to enter all the contests on the site(one of many reasons I don’t trust her on the Internet). Tommy spends his time reading about D&D or laughing at Order of the Stick cartoons. Oh, how I wish I had a wireless laptop so I could work at doctor’s offices, soccer games, school meetings, etc.