1 hour later they seized my bank accounts and phone records, 2 hours later they interviewed family and friends, 3 hours later they seized my computer, car, driver’s license and passport, 4 hours later they had me fired and 5 hours later I was put in custody where I remain.
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“Today I started The Shrub’s blog. 3 hours later the feds were at my door asking stupid questions.”
1 hour later they seized my bank accounts and phone records, 2 hours later they interviewed family and friends, 3 hours later they seized my computer, car, driver’s license and passport, 4 hours later they had me fired and 5 hours later I was put in custody where I remain.
Anyone want to be moved to the top of the Big Brother’s watch list?
“Today I started The Shrub’s blog. 3 hours later the feds were at my door asking stupid questions.”