Random questions – I wouldn’t dress football players in shiny white pants. Why don’t they wear something dark to hide stains? It would look much more durable. Why do overweight football players feel okay running around in skin tight clothes while tall thin basketball players wear baggy shorts that droop to their knees and wife beater shirts? Why don’t cheerleaders get frostbite? The hair on my legs grows really fast. How long after I stop shaving before I could braid my leg hair? Why do my children ask me questions every time I get on the phone? Why does a dog that plays in and dumps her water dish several times a day scream when she gets a bath?