Call DCS on me – I told Tommy that if I had talked to my parents the way he talks to me they would have slapped my face. He told me he would report me for child abuse if I “put a finger on him”. I’m thinking I should slap him the next time he screams “you can’t make me” or grins and disobeys me and let DCS take him away. I don’t think they’d hold him for more than 48 hours before they figured out his mouth is punishable. I could certainly use a break from his attitude. Go ahead and report me for even joking about this. I’m a baaaaad Mommy. Did I mention that his school has sent him home twice this week because they are tired of his attitude and his ugly mouth?