Evil no-carbers are trying to take away my twinkies. For the love of cultural literacy, don’t take away this life-saving food.
Evil no-carbers are trying to take away my twinkies. For the love of cultural literacy, don’t take away this life-saving food.
“I’m worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.”
“What do you mean, big?”
“Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.”
“That’s a big Twinkie.”
-Egon and Winston
Carbs are a necessary part of nutrition, and Twinkies provide far more enjoyment than calories, so the no-carbers can go jump off a cliff!!
The low carbers are hurting Krispy Kreme too.
I hope they get over their fad diet soon.
When are people going to learn that in order to lose weight they need to consume fewer calories and get off their lazy butts and exercise?
Carbs taste good!