Would someone please invent a mirrored toilet bowl or something like that for the OB’s office. It’s bad enough when you can’t see the target, but I can’t even see the ummm, weapon being used for target practice. Maybe if the plastic cup wasn't so small.
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a) People that get involved in this business sometimes just get the urge to “come out of the water closet”
b) $19.95 per month to one
Hammm that might work Doug but I’m thinking with all that right there:
a) why would you ever want to leave the bathroom?
b) what are the odds that somehow that “streaming video” ends up on some freak site?
Handles? My OB’s office uses teeny-tiny dixie cups.
I could always install a camera in the toilet. I think they call that “streaming video.” I could install a monitor in the wall in front of the commode that shows picture in picture with television in one picture and the Internet in another (for the traditional “reading in the bathroom”) as well as Voice Over I P (means speak up so no one hears what you are doing) telephone/video conferencing. Of course we would have to have a moisture sensor that would flip to the toilet cam at the appropriate time and turn on the targeting graphics (cross hairs, water pressure, seat temperature, etc) so that you could hit the cup. In the deluxe version a robotic hand could extend the cup for you.
On a more serious note…I heard on a pg board once that some drs offices have cups that have handles so you can at least avoid getting a wet hand.
That is so true! I always ended up peeing on myself or not getting any in the cup.
This started out as an innocent but honest post and my DH has turned it into something completely different. I would send you to time-out but you’d like it too much, so I’ll just make a “honey-do” list instead.
Ummm think of it as pre-natal gymnastics LOL
Well there’s an image I needed at 3:25 am!!! 🙂